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Emergency furnace repair during polar night — Blizzard 9000 series unit, Sector 7, -47°C ambient
Located at the literal top of the world, nobody understands heating like we do. We've been keeping Santa's workshop at a comfortable 72°F despite ambient temperatures of -40°. If we can heat the North Pole, we can heat your home.
Emergency furnace repair during polar night — Blizzard 9000 series unit, Sector 7, -47°C ambient
Our industrial-grade furnaces are rated for extreme polar conditions. We recommend the Blizzard 9000 series — the same model used to keep the elf dormitories above freezing during the November crunch.
Yes, we offer AC. No, nobody here has ever needed it. Our cooling division has been on standby since 2011, but our technician Gary stays trained just in case global warming finally reaches us.
Proper ventilation is critical when you're sealed indoors for six months of polar night. Our duct systems are polar-bear-proof and rated for wind speeds up to 180 km/h. Reindeer-hair filtration available.
When your furnace dies at -40°, you have approximately 45 minutes before your pipes freeze. Our average response time is 22 minutes by snowmobile. Dog sled backup available during peak season.
Our signature IgloSeal technique improves traditional ice-block construction with modern vapour barriers. Upgrade your igloo's R-value from "technically shelter" to "actually comfortable."
With permafrost increasingly becoming "sometimes-frost," our foundation heating systems prevent your building from slowly sinking into the tundra. Ask about our 10-year No-Sink Promise (terms and polar conditions apply).
If it works at -50°C, it'll work anywhere. Our systems are over-engineered by necessity.
Official HVAC contractor for the Workshop since 2011. We keep the toy production line running all winter.
All outdoor units come with bear-resistant enclosures. Because regular cages just don't cut it up here.
12 snowmobiles. 3 dog sled teams. 1 emergency helicopter. We'll get to you no matter what.
We proudly serve the following communities in the Greater North Pole Metropolitan Region. Service beyond the 85th parallel may incur additional travel charges.
Our workshop furnace went down on Christmas Eve. North Pole HVAC had it running in under an hour. They literally saved Christmas. Again.
Excellent igloo insulation work. My living room went from -12° to a toasty +4°. The kids can finally take their mittens off indoors. Life changing.
Great heating work. Knocked off one star because the technician let a polar bear into the garage. He was very apologetic though and the bear eventually left on its own.
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Phone: (555) ICE-COLD
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Hotline: (555) FROSTBITE
Average response time: 22 min by snowmobile
Email: careers@northpolehvac.net
Now hiring: Must be comfortable working in -40°C. Polar bear encounter training provided.
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1 Permafrost Drive
North Pole, Arctic Circle, 90°N
GPS: 90.0000° N, 0.0000° E